[verse 1] He was a dish that nobody likes Can I make it anymore obvious He tastes like crap and makes us all puke What more can I say We hated him but he'd never tell Secretly he hated us as well But the rest of us stuck our nose We had a problem with his freaky voice
[chorus] He was a stupid dish that nobody ever eats He scored a zero out of ten But nobody gave a damn and his head was filled with jam He thought he was the best on Earth
[verse 2] 5 years from now, he sits at home and his whole face is filled with mould He turns on TV, and guess who he sees his nemesis rockin' up AFC (asian food channel) He calls up his friends but then he has none He wrinkles his nose up in disgust He stands on up, walks to the door He's gonna show AFC what he's made of
[chorus] He was a stupid dish that nobody ever eats Now his nemesis is on TV Now he is a superstar who is singing his lungs out loud the song is called 'Mai Hum'
[bridge] Sorry Popiah you are late AFC chose me instead We are more than just enemies This is how the story ends Too bad that you couldn't see See AFC broadcast me There is more than meets the eye I see ingredients that are inside
[verse 3] Goddamn Ramsay (host on AFC) Said I was hot Can I make it anymore obvious I have no clams But you have burnt marks and I rock Singapore's world
[chorus] I'm a bowl of mee siam You are just a popiah You are no match compared to me I'm singing my song while you sit and watch Does your ugly face see what I'm worth?
